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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

To be closer to God, be closer to people.

Well begun is half done.
~Author : Aristotle Wise Quotes

We have perhaps a natural fear of ends. We would rather be always on the way than arrive. Given the means, we hang on to them and often forget the ends.
~Author : Eric Hoffer Motivational Sayings

My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
~Author : Josh Billings Famous Quotes

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
~Author : James Allen Inspirational Sayings

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
~Author : Jeseph Joubert Nice Quotes

We must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
~Author : Martin Luther King Jr Great Sayings

To be closer to God, be closer to people.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Meaningful Sayings

Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately people shape their own characters.
~Author : Anne Frank The Diary of a Young Girl Wise Quotes

A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
~Author : William Blake Motivational Sayings

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
~Author : Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891 Famous Quotes

Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings

Paul's evangelistic mission was different from the Kingdom Apostles, but in many ways the same. The Kingdom Apostles preached Jesus the Messiah, ready to return to Israel and set up His Messianic Kingdom. From Israel, the Apostles, with Christ on David's Throne, were to go into all the world and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to observe everything Christ had commanded them. They would do that because all authority in heaven and on earth had been given to Christ. As we all know, that did not happen. It will happen in the future, but it has not yet happened. What has happened is that Christ revealed a Mystery through His Special Apostle Paul.
~Author : Mark McGee Nice Quotes

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

At any given point of time, you are exactly what you wanted to be.
~Author : Vinny Nayak Famous Quotes

We are the people our parents warned us about.
~Author : Jimmy Buffett Inspirational Sayings

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
~Author : Peter Ustinov Nice Quotes

Every man has two countries his own and France.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Great Sayings

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
~Author : J K Rowling Meaningful Sayings

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
~Author : Philander Johnson Wise Quotes

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.
~Author : Samuel Smiles Motivational Sayings

What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses.
~Author : John Irving The Cider House Rules 1985 Famous Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
~Author : Woody Allen Inspirational Sayings

Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.
~Author : John Larroquette Nice Quotes

Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.
~Author : Unknown Great Sayings

The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will march upon them and force them to adopt it at the point of the bayonet, and establish military power over them until they do adopt it.
~Author : John Whitehead Meaningful Sayings

Your body is precious. It is our vehicle for awakening. Treat it with care.

A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.
~Author : Thomas A Edison Nice Quotes

Your body is precious. It is our vehicle for awakening. Treat it with care.
~Author : Buddha Great Sayings

We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
~Author : Titus Livius Meaningful Sayings

Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
~Author : Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Wise Quotes

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
~Author : Jean Nidetch Motivational Sayings

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
~Author : Dwight D Eisenhower Famous Quotes

Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.
~Author : Rita Rudner Inspirational Sayings

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche Ecce Homo Foreword Nice Quotes

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
~Author : Napoleon Great Sayings

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the best.
~Author : John C Maxwell Inspirational Sayings

The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn't be missed if it didn't exist.
~Author : Piet Hein Nice Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
~Author : Mark Twain Great Sayings

The medium is the message.
~Author : Marshall McLuhan Meaningful Sayings

Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain still.
~Author : Patricia RussellMcCloud Wise Quotes

You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
~Author : Rosalynn Carter Wife of jimmy Carter 39th president Motivational Sayings

Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.
~Author : Anton Chekhov Famous Quotes

Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.
~Author : Herbert Spencer Inspirational Sayings

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying. (Handwritten statement found in her residence)
~Author : Indira Nehru Gandhi Famous Quotes

Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override truth.
~Author : Samuel Butler Inspirational Sayings

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
~Author : Dale Carnegie Nice Quotes

To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But if we do not wish to do a thing it becomes impossible.
~Author : South Great Sayings

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Meaningful Sayings

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
~Author : William S Burroughs Wise Quotes

If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
~Author : John Allston Motivational Sayings

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
~Author : Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde Famous Quotes

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