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Monday, November 17, 2008

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
~Author : Earl Mac Rauch Wise Quotes

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
~Author : Scott Adams Motivational Sayings

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
~Author : George Santayana Famous Quotes

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
~Author : Pamela Ribon Inspirational Sayings

Just as the soul fills the body, so God fills the world. Just as the soul bears the body, so God endures the world. Just as the soul sees but is not seen, so God sees but is not seen.
~Author : The Talmud Nice Quotes

Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Great Sayings

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re used to.
~Author : TLC Waterfalls Meaningful Sayings

...Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.
~Author : George Orwell Wise Quotes

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 3 scene 2 Motivational Sayings

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
~Author : Raymond Claud Ferdinan Aron Famous Quotes

It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Inspirational Sayings

Playing seems to be both disinterested and passionate at the same time disinterested in that it is not for real, and passionate in the absorption it requires.
~Author : Oliver Bevan Nice Quotes

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn
~Author : Alanis Morissette Famous Quotes

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
~Author : Jeff Marder Inspirational Sayings

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
~Author : Georges Clemenceau Nice Quotes

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
~Author : Arthur Miller Great Sayings

Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
~Author : Albert Schweitzer Meaningful Sayings

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
~Author : Edward R Murrow Wise Quotes

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Danish proverb Wise Quotes

I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ a profesional praiser.
~Author : Osbert Sitwell Meaningful Sayings

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
~Author : Danish proverb Wise Quotes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
~Author : Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz Motivational Sayings

I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
~Author : Homer Famous Quotes

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
~Author : Penn Jillette in a Compuserve chat Inspirational Sayings

We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Nice Quotes

There are people who make things happen,
those who watch what happens,
and those who wonder what happened.
~Author : Unknown Great Sayings

P T Forsyth Great Sayings

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them.
~Author : P T Forsyth Great Sayings

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
~Author : E B White Some Remarks on Humor introduction Meaningful Sayings

I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
~Author : Julius Irving Wise Quotes

If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
~Author : Proverbs Bible Motivational Sayings

War like any other racket, pays high dividends to the very few. The cost of operations is always transferred to the people who do not profit.
~Author : General Smedley Butler Famous Quotes

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
~Author : Sonjay Anand Inspirational Sayings

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
~Author : Plato Nice Quotes

Samuel Johnson Famous Quotes

It is better to live rich than to die rich.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Famous Quotes

We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Inspirational Sayings

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
~Author : Jimmy Buffett Nice Quotes

Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
~Author : Jonathan Swift Great Sayings

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
~Author : Homer The Iliad Meaningful Sayings

Woe be to him that reads but one book.
~Author : George Herbert Wise Quotes

Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow.
~Author : Frank L Boyden Motivational Sayings

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
~Author : Josh Billings Famous Quotes

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
~Author : American Proverb Wise Quotes

One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in cash and gets its hostages back while the United States pays ransom in arms and gets additional hostages taken.
~Author : William Safire Motivational Sayings

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. It is an intelligence about language.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Famous Quotes

Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah ... who am I dropping this off to Who gets their hands on this Max That's your per diem. Ricky Yeah, that's my per diem, and who do I give it to Who do I drop it off to
~Author : Made Inspirational Sayings

Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.
~Author : Victor Hugo Nice Quotes

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
~Author : African proverb Great Sayings

Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits, and him against whom it is committed.
~Author : Bernard Joseph Saurin Meaningful Sayings

Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
~Author : Alfred Victor Vigny Wise Quotes

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