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Monday, November 17, 2008

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
~Author : Earl Mac Rauch Wise Quotes

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
~Author : Scott Adams Motivational Sayings

Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
~Author : George Santayana Famous Quotes

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
~Author : Pamela Ribon Inspirational Sayings

Just as the soul fills the body, so God fills the world. Just as the soul bears the body, so God endures the world. Just as the soul sees but is not seen, so God sees but is not seen.
~Author : The Talmud Nice Quotes

Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Great Sayings

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re used to.
~Author : TLC Waterfalls Meaningful Sayings

...Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.
~Author : George Orwell Wise Quotes

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 3 scene 2 Motivational Sayings

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
~Author : Raymond Claud Ferdinan Aron Famous Quotes

It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Inspirational Sayings

Playing seems to be both disinterested and passionate at the same time disinterested in that it is not for real, and passionate in the absorption it requires.
~Author : Oliver Bevan Nice Quotes

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn
~Author : Alanis Morissette Famous Quotes

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
~Author : Jeff Marder Inspirational Sayings

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
~Author : Georges Clemenceau Nice Quotes

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
~Author : Arthur Miller Great Sayings

Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
~Author : Albert Schweitzer Meaningful Sayings

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
~Author : Edward R Murrow Wise Quotes

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