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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Danish proverb Wise Quotes

I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ a profesional praiser.
~Author : Osbert Sitwell Meaningful Sayings

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
~Author : Danish proverb Wise Quotes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
~Author : Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz Motivational Sayings

I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
~Author : Homer Famous Quotes

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
~Author : Penn Jillette in a Compuserve chat Inspirational Sayings

We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Nice Quotes

There are people who make things happen,
those who watch what happens,
and those who wonder what happened.
~Author : Unknown Great Sayings

P T Forsyth Great Sayings

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them.
~Author : P T Forsyth Great Sayings

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
~Author : E B White Some Remarks on Humor introduction Meaningful Sayings

I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
~Author : Julius Irving Wise Quotes

If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
~Author : Proverbs Bible Motivational Sayings

War like any other racket, pays high dividends to the very few. The cost of operations is always transferred to the people who do not profit.
~Author : General Smedley Butler Famous Quotes

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
~Author : Sonjay Anand Inspirational Sayings

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
~Author : Plato Nice Quotes

Samuel Johnson Famous Quotes

It is better to live rich than to die rich.
~Author : Samuel Johnson Famous Quotes

We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Inspirational Sayings

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
~Author : Jimmy Buffett Nice Quotes

Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
~Author : Jonathan Swift Great Sayings

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
~Author : Homer The Iliad Meaningful Sayings

Woe be to him that reads but one book.
~Author : George Herbert Wise Quotes

Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow.
~Author : Frank L Boyden Motivational Sayings

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
~Author : Josh Billings Famous Quotes

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
~Author : American Proverb Wise Quotes

One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in cash and gets its hostages back while the United States pays ransom in arms and gets additional hostages taken.
~Author : William Safire Motivational Sayings

The language of friendship is not words, but meanings. It is an intelligence about language.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Famous Quotes

Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah ... who am I dropping this off to Who gets their hands on this Max That's your per diem. Ricky Yeah, that's my per diem, and who do I give it to Who do I drop it off to
~Author : Made Inspirational Sayings

Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.
~Author : Victor Hugo Nice Quotes

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
~Author : African proverb Great Sayings

Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits, and him against whom it is committed.
~Author : Bernard Joseph Saurin Meaningful Sayings

Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
~Author : Alfred Victor Vigny Wise Quotes

Self-love is not opposed to the love of other people.

Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings

Self-love is not opposed to the love of other people. You cannot really love yourself and do yourself a favor without doing people a favor, and vise versa.
~Author : Dr Karl A Menninger Meaningful Sayings

Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged.
~Author : Frederick Smith Wise Quotes

Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great
~Author : Sam James Ervin Jr Motivational Sayings

The freedom of poetic license.
~Author : Cicero Famous Quotes

If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
~Author : Mother Theresa Inspirational Sayings

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
~Author : Milan Kundera Nice Quotes

The first condition of immortality is death.
~Author : Stanislaw Lec Great Sayings

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
~Author : Woody Allen Famous Quotes

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Inspirational Sayings

Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions.
~Author : Aristotle Nice Quotes

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions.
~Author : Claude LeviStrauss Great Sayings

He saw that it was an ironical thing for him to be running thus toward that which he had been at such pains to avoid. But he said, in substance, to himself that if the earth and the moon were about to clash, many people would doubtless plan to get upon the roofs to witness the collision.
~Author : Stephen Crane The Red Badge of Courage chapter 8 Meaningful Sayings

Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
~Author : Ben Jonson Wise Quotes

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~Author : Nancy Astor Motivational Sayings

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
~Author : Niels Bohr Famous Quotes

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.

A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled-faced, pint-sized, cat-chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad
~Author : Alan Marshall Beck Famous Quotes

Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
~Author : Roger Lewin Inspirational Sayings

...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
~Author : Adolf Hitler Mein Kampf Nice Quotes

And once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complexity of human life so pletifuly presents.
~Author : Sir Arther Connan Doyle Sherlock Holmes Great Sayings

The experience to be gathered from books, Though often valuable, is but of the nature of learning Whereas the experience gained from actual life, Is of the nature of wisdom And a small store of the latter Is worth vastly more than a stock of the former.
~Author : Samuel Smiles Meaningful Sayings

Use what you have to run toward your best - that's how I now live my life.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Wise Quotes

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
~Author : Danish proverb Motivational Sayings

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
~Author : Frank A Clark Famous Quotes

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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce

Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.)
~Author : Terence Famous Quotes

Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational Sayings

There is no procedure for learning to write. What you must do, is learn to think.
~Author : S Leonard Rubenstein Pennsylvania State University Chairman of the English Department classroom lecture 1980 Nice Quotes

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
~Author : Peter McWilliams Life 101 Great Sayings

A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
~Author : Jane Wagner Meaningful Sayings

A laugh is a smile that bursts.
~Author : Mary H Waldrip Wise Quotes

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
~Author : Jorge Luis Borges Motivational Sayings

Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.

I've lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now all that's left are fruitless fires That burn my empty heart to dust.
~Author : Alekandr Sergeyevick Pushkin Famous Quotes

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational Sayings

Knowing where to lead people is not the same as convincing them to follow you.
~Author : Douglas H Everett Nice Quotes

Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.
~Author : T S Eliot Great Sayings

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
~Author : Woodrow Wilson Meaningful Sayings

Perseverance is not a long race it is many short races one after another.
~Author : Walter Elliott Wise Quotes

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator the smaller the fraction.
~Author : Leo Tolstoy Motivational Sayings

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