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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

At any given point of time, you are exactly what you wanted to be.
~Author : Vinny Nayak Famous Quotes

We are the people our parents warned us about.
~Author : Jimmy Buffett Inspirational Sayings

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
~Author : Peter Ustinov Nice Quotes

Every man has two countries his own and France.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Great Sayings

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
~Author : J K Rowling Meaningful Sayings

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
~Author : Philander Johnson Wise Quotes

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.
~Author : Samuel Smiles Motivational Sayings

What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses.
~Author : John Irving The Cider House Rules 1985 Famous Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
~Author : Woody Allen Inspirational Sayings

Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.
~Author : John Larroquette Nice Quotes

Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.
~Author : Unknown Great Sayings

The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will march upon them and force them to adopt it at the point of the bayonet, and establish military power over them until they do adopt it.
~Author : John Whitehead Meaningful Sayings

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